Student: Because Teacher Andrea brought me these snacks called Pringles one day. I liked them very much so I changed my name to Pringles.
Me: What was your name before Pringles?
Me: Because you like nazis?
Student: No, because I like Hitler. He was handsome and powerful and not violent.
Me: Hitler was not violent?
Student: No. You are violent, Teacher. Hitler was not. Hitler was handsome and powerful. I like Hitler.
Me: I might not tell a lot of people that.